Everything is shit and you suck.

www.iamafuckingcynicalasshole.tumblr.com

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Seriously?

I didn’t use tumblr for like a year and a half and I kept getting fecking emails telling me about new followers, am I really that attractive that I don’t even need to post?!

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E-40 ft. Too Short- Sliding Down The Pole

chill-ness:

kaliethegreat:

Watch the gifs and press play

Mother of fucks…

This is less shit than what most of you post. Take it as an example. The music makes me want to make baby puree out of the artist’s family though.

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Things I hate

Most people. 
The cinema.
Paying for things.
Expensive shit.
Buying something on an impulse then realizing I don’t need it.
People taller than me.
Ugly people.
Fat bastards.
The entire online community of pokemon B/W.

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All of you are idiots.

The average IQ is 100. To be “retarded” you need an IQ under 70. That’s a 30 point difference to all you mathematicians out there. Mine is 158, so to anyone who’s intelligence quotient is below 128, I have bad news for you.